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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I once nailed my cock to a plank of wood then broke it in your mum's anus.
Her name isn't Beverly but that's what I called her anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:51, 10 replies)
On my bike.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:52, closed)
whilst drunk after going on a lolwacky pub crawl?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:27, closed)
I had to strap a plank of wood to my back to make sure I didn't fall into your mum.
I got a splinter in my arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:29, closed)
We just know you two are bezzy mates.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:39, closed)
We've never met.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:44, closed)
You're gay?
You should have said.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:23, closed)
She called you splinters
She said you were a one.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:25, closed)
was he a chip off the old block?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:10, closed)
How broken IS your dick?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:18, closed)
It's the brokest.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:02, closed)

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