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Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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A few weeks ago I bougt one of them Asda pizzas
That come in a plastic wrapping. Anyway, I didn't have any scissors at hand, so holding the pizza upright, I made the foolish decision to cut the wrapping with a knife upright. Slicey slicey! Still have the gash on my thumb.
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, 9 replies)
Too weak to open wrapper. I may have some wet paper bags for you to punch your way out of.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:25, closed)
You colossal poof.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:33, closed)
I have to agree.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:36, closed)
But at least you still got to enjoy your shit Asda pizza though eh?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:38, closed)
Is that one of their
more popular flavours?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:06, closed)
It was actually quite nice
Asda is a much more enjoyable shopping experience than Morrison's.
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:56, closed)
Fucking hell
Rolls-Royce for Mr La-Di-Da here, please.
(Eukanuba, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:20, closed)
Asda is generally awful,
but their in-store pizzas are surprisingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:59, closed)
Yeah, but...
...how shit do you have to be to fuck up something as basic as a pizza?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:40, closed)

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