Dagnabbit
One day I was getting ready to go on a hike and was tying my boots. Gripping the laces firmly I tugged hard but the laces stayed slack. I pulled again-no joy. Irritated, I hauled off and gave a mighty yank..only to have my fingers slip off and a) punch myself in the face with my left and b)sustain a compound fracture of the fucking right elbow.



Hurt like a bitch.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:17, 9 replies)

I thought you meant that
Your fingers slipped off your hand. That would have been worse.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 6:46, closed)

Wow.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:50, closed)

So you're saying that your bones are made of glass and you're a massive poof?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:59, closed)

You're gay?
You should have said.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:31, closed)

You fucking brittle-boned dopper.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:47, closed)

Not
to mention thin skin, a compound fracture is when the bone comes through the skin right?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:27, closed)

Sexy time!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:20, closed)

It's almost as if this is a feeble and poorly thought-through lie on qftw.
But that'd never happen.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:57, closed)

And THAT'S why you now have to wear velcro mong-shoes.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:30, closed)