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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I was doing something, when I realised that I was unaware of my own strength.
As a result, I seriously injured myself in an exaggerated cartoonish and barely believable fashion, but will happily play down the extent of the pain that I was experiencing at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:04, 4 replies)
Don't be silly.
The shut ins here are such fat messes the only strength they have is to pull another slice of pizza towards their ever-rotten maw while knocking one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:16, closed)
I suppose that, logically, the only true story would be
I was sat on the couch having a wank when I accidentally ejaculated into my eye. This caused me to burn my lips on the pizza that I was putting into my mouth at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:37, closed)

Have you hacked my webcam?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:33, closed)
By hack you mean obtain access without your consent, screencapturing you wanking on Skype is not the
same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:31, closed)

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