Twilight
I'm female and i'm 19... therefore still a teenager.
I'm supposed to relate to this complete pile of wank that is constantly shoved in my face
and then clap my little hands with joy and swoon over some controlling, stalking, sparkly dead eyed idiot who's face is constantly spasming into a stereotypical angst look.

I find it insulting that i'm expected to like this.
Especially since its like reading the fanfiction of a 12 year old girl who forgot there had to be a plot until 5 minutes before the end.

Unfortunately some are still drooling over that glittery idiot wishing he would stalk them.
(stitched, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:49, 8 replies)

Oh. Are you serious.
I am sooooo for that werewolf guy! *googles for his name*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:00, closed)

I'll pop this here as well...
theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:07, closed)

That was genius
All hail the Werepig.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:57, closed)

Bless you.
You're a credit to the teenage girl species.
( Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:20, closed)

Whenever I contemplate reading it,
I watch Die Hard instead.

Have you seen any of the fan made items? Some wackjob made a womb.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:45, closed)

That womb
is probably the most godawful thing I've seen on the interwebs...ever!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:17, closed)

Hooray!
And you can write, too!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:52, closed)

Yes!!!
I don't get it either.
( cakelady, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:26, closed)