How many of you 71% of b3tans
can relate to this?

www.mil-millington.com/
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:19, 5 replies)

This part!
Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:35, closed)

I've been a fan of Mil for years
He's brilliant
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:58, closed)

This part!
"She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear."
(stuntsmile, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 8:49, closed)

I can relate....
Being married to a German lass myself, I quite literally fell about laughing when I first saw it - I had to tell Mrs. R about it very quickly, as I couldn't believe some of the coincidences. The movies bit in particular, and the house plants, or a dozen other things. So, yeah, I can relate to this one a lot :)

I always enjoy re-reading it mind!
(Ryushin, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:08, closed)

Ha
I found that site a few years ago when it was still www.thingsmygirlfriendandIhavearguedabout.com

Had me in stitches all day - I even went and bought the book.
(dchurch bah, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:22, closed)