Women and their weight
I've noted that women will spend huge amounts of time discussing how much weight they've put on, the emergence of bingo wings, which item of clothing no longer fits them (including an entire narrative of where they bought it, who with, what they were wearing at the time) and will mournfully console each other about how hard it is right before they collectively dive in to a tin of Quality Street.

And leave the fucking Chardonnay alone as well.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:00, 9 replies)

Hahaha
I don't do this, but I know women who do.
( cakelady, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:03, closed)

I've mentioned this too.
It's usually responded to in anger and claims of me not understanding.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:11, closed)

for this very....
reason I won't speak to fat people.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:16, closed)

It isn't fat people you need to avoid.
I'm a fat person and I don't talk about it these days.

Thin women however talk about nothing else (well, all the thin girls I work with).

There is nothing more boring than size 10 girls who moan about being fat.
(Just a girl., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:18, closed)

to sit in a pub
with 4 mates who all talk about how fat they are and what diet they're going to try next winds me up! at size 12 i'm the largest of my mates and i'm pretty happy with my size. have a fucking burger and shut up you sad bitch you're the only twat who thinks you're fat.
(kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:45, closed)

^^
This
( cakelady, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:25, closed)

It's even better when they don't actually need to lose weight
"I've put a pound on!!!" Try taking a dump ffs!
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:48, closed)

As the great Peter Kay said
I shit a pound!

I find it really funny when you shear people (women) going on about losing 1 pound. A while back I wieghed myself twice in the same day and there was a 3 pound difference.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 16:07, closed)

I weigh myself before and after going to the toilet
not everytime, of course

quite often I weigh more AFTER a dump than before

yes, go figure
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:20, closed)