the pool cue.
A friend of mine once used the stock end of a pool cue on his missus' lady parts.. He insists he cleaned it first- lets give the 'lady' a chance.. Once finished, he put it back in its case and forgot.. Until about 3 years later when he entered a pool tournament and took the cue with him. The smell was genuinely unique, think seasoned oak and mackerel.. He didn't win.
Length- standard cue.
(bangthedrum, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47, 6 replies)

did he pot the pink or the brown?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:49, closed)

If you need to re-chalk,
you've gone too far.
(speedevil, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:56, closed)

Was it the thick,
or the chalk end?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, closed)

Did he use
the triangle?
(Rsoles, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:39, closed)

I expect she needed a rest after that

( heyrudi has just found this setting, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:57, closed)

Did he have to screw in
to get into the pocket?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:14, closed)