Very bloody tenuous - my justification being that make-up is used to attract a mate, thus a sort of sex toy. I don't care if you don't agree.
Anyway, yesterday I walked past a quadriplegic woman in an electric wheelchair that was driven by a mouth lever.

She was wearing make up.

And my first, unbidden thought was "What's the point?"

Thus securing my ticket for the 'bus to hell.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:41, 16 replies)

To try and make her feel better about herself perhaps Adonis?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, closed)

Yes. I know.
Hence my comment about going to hell.

Christ.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, closed)

My gran is a heavily made up blinker you cunt.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:04, closed)

And it adds nothing to her shagging technique.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, closed)

Well, it added you so thats something.

On second thought, you're right.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:09, closed)

I once met a woman on the tube whose face, arms and legs were all heavily scarred from a fire.
But she was dressed in a sexy little dress, and sporting makeup suitable for a night on the town. I got talking to her, and as she put it, "You either stay locked in your bedroom, or say fuck it, and join the human race."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:18, closed)

perhaps you should have listened.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:26, closed)

He did.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, closed)

Was she a good shag?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, closed)

Well, if she'd stayed in the bedroom, she'd surely have burned to death?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:59, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15, closed)

How did she put it on?
.....awfully.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:02, closed)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:00, closed)

Come on....
...that was good.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:17, closed)

I was simply demonstrating how she puts it on

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:15, closed)

Nice use of the apostrophe, though
So… there's that…
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:23, closed)