My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I keep them in my cellarthey perform menial tasks for me on Thursdays when I'm busy being naked.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:12,
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Do they shit on your chest on Saturdays?If not, do you need someone to do that?
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