My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Oh yes...And a previous QOTW answer:
The SO and me, safely locked in her room, turned on some good shagging music and proceeded to get down to drunken rampant monkey sex (is there any better?) complete with sound effects.
Wasn't until the next evening I got the story:
Turns out, the 6 year old in the morning had gone to her mum and said:
"I know your secret."
SO: "Huh?"
6YO: "I know your secret..."
SO: "Sit down and tell me then."
6YO: "Well, I think last night you had a disco in your room and someone got hurt - I heard them screaming...I think Paul was there too."
Heh...oh yeah *click*
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snee held his breath since, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:31,
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