My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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This^^Sooo true.
Especially the second one.
I was 21, she was 29. She'd had a tough life, been raped twice and had two suicide attempts. I'd come out of a disastrous marriage and was emotionally fucked.
What a trainwreck of a relationship, but the sex. Oh god, the sex...
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44,
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I have swung between these two scenariosfor all of my adult life. I am working on a middle ground at present. It seems to involve no talk of emotions but lots of hot but meaningful sex. The secret seems to be living happily now instead of planning happily ever after.
Now that I've just worked it out, it'll probably end tomorrow. :(
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:47,
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I did have a happy medium (with many happy endings)But we broke up a year ago.
Not wanting to spell doom and gloom for you CHCB, more saying that you can have both, and it's all good!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:54,
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