My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Boys and Jiss - the misconceptions!Aged about 12, 1 lad pipes up in our class (probably to brag - oh how it back fired!) to tell us triumphantly "I had a reet good wank last night and cum half a pint" ... "really?" someone asked "what colour was it?"
"Yellow" he told us
half a pint AND yellow?!?! how wrong could he be?!?!? Anyways, we called him 'Mellow Yellow' for years afterwards. There was a butter out at the time called that and we'd all cruelly sing the words from the advert only slightly different...
" He thinks his mellows' yellow!"
ALSO - 1 of the bigger lads (we were about 8) told us "If you spit on your willy then massage it, it's like you're having sex". I think 4 of us sat around the back of my mates garage spitting like crazy but not having a clue what we were doing.....
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:14, Reply)
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