Air pressure
I'm not entirely sure if this is normal but I suspect many b3tans will be writing answers this week with that exact same thought in mind.

I've never really seen the appeal of anal myself. But nonetheless, an ex of mine was eager to try it and I agreed.

Now I wasn't so uneducated to not realise that some...preparatory work was required for this, and I carried it out with due dilligence and care. So the mood was good, the time was right, the music was kinkily sappy, it was time to go intestine-fishing.

But as I finally managed to find my way in, I heard a loud pop. Then, a stingy pain on the end of badongism junior. I retreat from brown town to discover a large tear in the end of the condom. I figured it must have been a dodgy one and so donned a new coat of arms and went on the attack. The exact same thing - loud pop, sharp pain in cock, tear in condom.

To this day I have no idea what happened but I have one theory. The air pressure inside the tip of the condom was greater than the air pressure in poo bay, this causing the condom to inflate and burst.

I think I should teach physics actually.
(GONEism, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:22, 13 replies)

interesting
maybe there was something up there with a pin?

had she eaten something very lemony?


(sharp, in case you didn't get it)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:29, closed)

Bah-dum
*Tish*

10 points!
(GONEism, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:30, closed)

^
Either that or bumteeth.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:31, closed)

Oh dear god
Mind bleach please.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:28, closed)

Heh Heh Heh
Now where is that goatse picture...teefs.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:32, closed)

*click*
for the use of "in poo bay"
( chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:35, closed)

I think the youth of today would be in deep shit (badum-tish)
If you taught physics with theories like that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:23, closed)

*clicks*
For the superior use of imagery and graphic detail.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:31, closed)

Car Keys!
Maybe it was what Creator911 suggested!! Except maybe your girlf misunderstood and kept her car keys up her bottom!
(sodbiscuit sodbiscuit, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:37, closed)

Thank you!
This is the funniest thing I've ever read!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:59, closed)

Clicky
For the use of 'intestine-fishing'




*shakes head in despair*
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:35, closed)

you shouldn't have that much air in yo0ur condom
remember to pinch the tip as you apply it, just like the bizarre diagrams in the packet.

Probably what happened was a combination of oil-based lube and sharp peanut bits.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:11, closed)

^-- this
Yep, having air in the tip makes condoms much less effective. Oil-based lube is right out, unless you're using a polyurethane condom, and it's not even a good idea then. If you don't like the water-based stuff, go with silicone--expensive, but a little goes a long way, and it's well worth it.
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:44, closed)