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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Why Blow Jobs
A few folk have asked why a blow job is called a blow job when blowing into it is likely to cause
a)embarassment, or
b)an embolism.

The term is widely believed to be a shortened version of 'below-job', which is what prostitutes used to refer to oral sex as a few hundred years ago.

Also (this may be apocryphal), if you happen to live anywhere that has a Grovesner Lane, that will traditionally have been the area where prostitues hung out (The Red-Lantern District if you will). This has apparently evolved from Grope Cunt Lane.

Glad to be of service.

No, you leave class when I say, not when the bell rings!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:46, 6 replies)
I always assumed...
...That Grosvenor was from the posh family of Grosvenor who owned loads of land and spread out far and wide.

Are you in fact telling me that the Grosvenor Hotel in Chester should be called the Grope Cunt Hotel? :P
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:03, closed)
As I said,
could be apocryphal. I saw it on Channel 4 once so must be true!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:17, closed)
In York
there is a Grape Lane, which used to be called Grope Lane, and in turn was originally called Gropecunt Lane.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:56, closed)
Yes
Yes yes yes yes yes please.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:29, closed)
Trueness
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:46, closed)
did you know that...
the word "cunt" is actually a reference to the "valleys" of a rope. The valleys are called "cuntlines". Bored sailor....whale blubber...cuntline.
So thats where the word comes from or maybe thats why the valleys are called cuntlines,
Tis all true.
Ashleys book of knots.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, closed)

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