My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Monty Python had it right."What about a kiss boy? You don't have to go steaming into the clitoris like a bull in a china shop."
One of my pet peeves is the poor state of sex education in this country...
Seriously what the fuck?
How often in life will mr/ms average be required to analyse the relationship between Juliette and her maid in Romeo and Juliette?
How many times is the average person going to need to know what the square root of 59 is?
How useful is it to the average person to know the rates at which hydrochloric acid dissolves magnesium strips, when the acid is diluted to varying degrees with water?
How often will Joe Bloggs have to explain the formations of ox-bow lakes?
How many times is the average person going to have sex?
I rest my case your honours.
Its no wonder most chavs have produced 10 retarded, illegitimate, fucksporne before they hit 14.
*In a bad mood now*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:01, 5 replies)
Huzzah!Quick, find a rotten borough. ^This^ man for parliment now!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:39,
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Monty Python is always right. {:-)(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:49,
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At Bam Bam McPenisForward this to Gordon Brown NOW!
*clicks*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:37, closed)
If you think it's bad thereread some news stories about the incomplete, inaccurate, and sometimes downright dangerous stuff they teach kids here in the US. Absolutely appalling.
Also: wow, that may be one of the funniest usernames I've ever heard. :-D
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