My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not completly shaved is ok...
But if you do allow Squirrel Nutkin to make a nest, then don't expect me to go down on you. I believe the same goes for girls, hence me sporting the "last turkey in the shop" look.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:15, 1 reply)
But if you do allow Squirrel Nutkin to make a nest, then don't expect me to go down on you. I believe the same goes for girls, hence me sporting the "last turkey in the shop" look.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:15, 1 reply)
Hair buzzers ftw
I use blade 2 on my head, the grilfiend uses blade 3 on her pubes. Much less of an involuntary floss effect that way. And fun, when done as a participation sport.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:27, closed)
I use blade 2 on my head, the grilfiend uses blade 3 on her pubes. Much less of an involuntary floss effect that way. And fun, when done as a participation sport.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:27, closed)
^-- this!
Trimming FTW!!!! No stubble and great oral--how can you go wrong?
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:48, closed)
Trimming FTW!!!! No stubble and great oral--how can you go wrong?
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