My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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wen I was a young WarthogWhen Heeee was a young waaarthooooooogggg.
Thank you timon.
I was 6 and a parenting magazine had brought out a supplement to explain tings to kids easy. I was getting out the bath when My sister burst in, " I know how babies are made!! the man sticks his willy inside the girls fanny."
I was 6 and not caring for girls so I promptly told her to "Fuck off."
Only later did I discover the joys of wanking and then discovered a white liquid which apparently smells of skip.
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"a white liquid which apparently smells of skip"it's been 10 minutes and i'm still laughing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:57,
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?What's skip?
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YupI'm with you there. Never heard of it. But I have heard of Skips. Y'know, the crisps that melt.
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00,
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i'm pretty sure it's referring tothose large metal boat-shaped bins you see outside houses that are getting done up. it's where all the rubbish is put. if it isn't that type of skip, i spent 10 minutes laughing at the wrong thing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:38,
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Given that the next line is"He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal" that's a pretty appropriate Lion King quote!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:54,
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