My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The innocence of youthWe got to talking about sex, as you do at the inquisitive age of 10 and not quite up to speed on such things. But even I knew something was amiss when one boy, Alan, mentioned that only girls have orgasms, when we all laughed and said he was off his rocker, he insisted and that any man who "orgasmed" was quite obviously gay. There was a fellow in our year who claimed to be quite knowledgeable about such dealings so we all trooped off to find him and asked what exactly an orgasm was and to explain it to Alan. He remarked "oh duh, it's when you're having a wank and end up peeing instead."
Argument over.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:25, 3 replies)
Fantastic.This is the first story I've read on this QOTW and I hurt my nose, due to a comedy-snort.
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Ha!Well, of course it is lol!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:04, closed)
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