My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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An ill friendsaid she'd heard sperm was good for sore throats and asked me if it was true.
Having never had the opportunity to find out I asked the fella (although I don't suppose he'd ever given a blow job whilst suffering a sore throat either).
"No" he replied "it's a phallusy"
When I stopped laughing at his wit, I said "no, but really?"
"no" he said "it's just something blokes say, like 'it's good for your complexion'..."
How many other lies have been spawned in such subversive attempts to corrupt our dainty mouths?
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:39,
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Hmm.Do you really, really want to know the answer to this?
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I triedsaying that I had cock-AIDS and a woman's saliva was the only cure.
I'm really not very good at lying.
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*click*for "phallusy*. I'm stealing that. Yoink.
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ActuallyI had a sore throat once and was going heavy on the Strepsils and apparently my load had a numbing effect during this period :)
Although eating a locket directly might be a little more effective my way is fun :D
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:10,
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newsletterI am sure a couple of weeks ago in the newsletter a research paper was cited saying that there are benefits to be had from injesting! : )
Edit: Found it (http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue345/) near the bottom
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