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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A while back, myself and a few others decided to hold up the post office. Not in the same way people cashing a giro when they've forgotten their ID hold up the post-office. No, proper burst in, shout a lot, take cash, jump in van, fuck off at high speed.
I was in charge, Baz had to load the bags, Shaun was the getaway driver and we had four others for support.
So, in the back of the van, I dug out some disguises. Father Xmas masks if truth be told. I told Shaun he didn't get one, because if he put one on, he'd only crash into a lamppost because he won't be able to see.
So, I said, "Everyone ready?"
"Six Yule masks on, 'cept Shaun".
Length? Immeasurable.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:09, 14 replies)
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but i don't get the pun. is there any? maybe i don't know enough naughty words :)
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sounds like sexual misconception
surely it's not that difficult to understand...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:58, closed)
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The more long and convuluted before the final sentence, the better. Like this.
www.b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197438
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:05, closed)
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great in fact.
Early...but great.
have my first pun click of the week.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:25, closed)
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Alas, most of the wordplay that crops in qotw is so godawful it makes me want to reach through the monitor and strangle the writer.
This, however, was damn well done.
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But 'yule' and the elaborate father xmas shoehorning is not needed seeing as the QOTW is My Sex Misconceptions...
What ?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:51, closed)
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a bit of artistic licence with the addition of a syllable is acceptible, surely?
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