My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Serious misconceptionMy two daughters got me full of piss one night. I was so drunk I didn't know what was going on. Turns out I shagged one of them! Her idea, not mine. The next night the dirty tarts did it again, only this time the other one shagged me. Got away with it though because most people only remember the missus being turned to salt.
Toodle,
Lot.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:46,
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?Is the a biblical reference?
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Book of ArmamentsChapter 2 verses nine to twenty-one.
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May heaven have mercy on your soulwhich one did you prefer?
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I seem to remember that..the story starts with 2 gay men (angels) seeking shelter from the mob in Lots house. He lets them in and when the mob demand victims offers them his sister-in-law and servants who are then raped to death. Lots family run off, wife turns around (see "pillar of salt") then Lot and daughters hide out in cave at which point daughters get daddy pissed and shag. The justification being that they wanted to preserve the purity of the family bloodline.
One of my favourite bible stories and also the one which caused my sister to batter me after I explained it (in detail) to her daughters days before their (eagerly awaited) holy communion.
I love using the bible to fuck up christians. It makes me laffff!!!
(I had two Jehovahs here a few weekends back. After two hours they started looking at their watches but I was remorseless. The Bible, cos it's a cracking good read!)
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