My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A recent um...conquest mentioned...She liked a bit of a spanking, so there was me with a HUGE grin, running off to find the ex-SO's riding crop.
I've never seen such a look of terror on a woman's face when I reappeared, naked and erect, evil grin on my face, wielding a riding crop.
Was a great night though - broke my bed and everything.
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snee held his breath since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:04,
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