My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Nurse! It's stuck!Not through any religious indoctrination but thanks to the Ladybird book of the human body, when I was young I thought that sex was ONLY something you did when you wanted to have a baby. Something like: "when a man and woman marry and wish to have a child the male penis is inserted into the female vagina and the sperms pass through and fertilises the egg". I assumed that you had to go into hospital to do it under medical supervision, and that the man would simply lie still on top of the woman... often wondered whether it would have to be for a few minutes or several hours. Also wondered whether getting it stuck was a likely hazard. Now I'm older and wiser I know that isn't done in hospital, you don't lie still, but I do now know that that it only takes five minutes, includes eating the pizza first.
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It's not done in a hospital?but where do you get all these nice warm corpses then?
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:42,
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Ah Mr Rimmer sir!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20,
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beat me to it :)(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:11,
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