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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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*tried to*
...hang on...that doesnt sound right...

i mean i *tried* to snog my mum...

*shreiks*

*yelps*

*runs to the toilet to burn clothes and cry*

*weeps again*
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, 1 reply)
Well
Once you come to terms with the fact that you DID snog your Mum, we can work through this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:19, closed)
but i didnt snog my mum
I tried to

hangon - whats worse...??!

ive gone 20 odd years without having worry about this... no i feel i might be comitted :(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22, closed)
HA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Clicky cos I laughed so hard.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:39, closed)

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