My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Testicle fanny eggs?When I was in primary school (year 4 or 5) there was a guy in the year above who would spend lunchtimes telling a select few of me and my friends all about sex...
Apparently when your intercoursing with a lady, one of your testicles flows from your scrotum through your penis, through the bell end and into the lady. This egg then developes into a baby and the testicle would then grow back a few days later. If you did not wish to be a father you would proceed to root around in your lady pals vagina, remove the testicle egg and stamp on it.
A likely story.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:02, 1 reply)
And THAT your honour,Is the case for the defence.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:48, closed)
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