My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Temperature controlDespite an impressive number of conquests, Mrs Flatfrog (in the days when she was just Mrs Flatfrog-to-be) had never appreciated the amazing sensitivity of the testes' temperature control mechanism. One day I happened to explain it to her and she became fascinated by the process.
The result: Half an hour lying on my back while she alternatively breathed warm air and blew cold air onto my scrunchy bits to watch them moving about. Followed by several days of having to resign myself to the knowledge that her entire circle of friends had been treated to a blow-by-blow account (if you'll pardon me).
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:52,
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Impressive talentBeing able to control the temperature of the breath you expel!
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Can't you do that?I can blow hot or cold air
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NopeGonna keep trying though
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WifeYes I had the exact same experience a few months back. Much giggling (on both sides) ensued.
I also appreciated the Fighting Fantasy reference in your bottom info bit whatever its called.
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