My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not so much a mis-conception as peculiar child thinking......when I was a short-arse (about 5), not long after I'd found out what a vagina was, I remember thinking "Would anything happen if a man's penis went in a woman's vagina?"
The answer was pretty satisfactory when it came (when it came...haha), but it meant that when I got told by whoever how babies were made, I wasn't shocked, but vaguely smug that I'd sort of figured it out years ago :).
*splash*
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:44,
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