My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Bonus points for the last line :P
Regarding the whole arousal issue; my personal experience (as a paid-up, card-carrying gayer, [mis]fortunate enough to have a willy) has taught me that simply having a hard-on doesn't mean I'm aroused. Even as a randy teenager, I required.. erm.. stimulation to turn a stiffie into full-blown *titter* sexual zest.
Or maybe I'm dysfunctional.. eep!
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)
Bonus points for the last line :P
Regarding the whole arousal issue; my personal experience (as a paid-up, card-carrying gayer, [mis]fortunate enough to have a willy) has taught me that simply having a hard-on doesn't mean I'm aroused. Even as a randy teenager, I required.. erm.. stimulation to turn a stiffie into full-blown *titter* sexual zest.
Or maybe I'm dysfunctional.. eep!
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)
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