My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Did you take advantage of the posts?I mean, silk ties and all that?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, 2 replies)
The problemwith silk ties and four poster beds is that it makes changing position at all very difficult, and unless you're amazing with knots, rather fumbly.
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Haaa!Reminded me of my old bed..A very rickety metal framed contraption situated above the room of the elderly couple I was renting my room from. Yes, the floor with duvets and blankets spread out was the only answer really...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:31, closed)
Isn't that the idea?The part about making it difficult to change positions, that is?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:14, closed)
Eh, silk tiesSilk rope is so much better at the job and so much easier to work with. All you need is one continuous 10m length for a bed tie too.
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