My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Branded a cheatI thought that the first time I cheated on someone it would be immediately apparent to the rest of the world. I thought they'd know. I thought it'd be written all over me like a label. I thought they'd see the heavy grey cloud of guilt and the euphoric afterglow of intensely illicit fucking.
No one noticed a damn thing.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:05,
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Me tooAnd it's to my outright shame that no-one noticed.
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Shouldn't have told me this...now regretting 6 1/2 years of wasted momogamy!
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ah yesBut *you* knew, which I think is bad enough.
Depends how guilty you felt, of course.
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rofl harris, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:55,
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^nahthis was years ago. I've never cheated on my current other half and my other half never gets the chance to cheat on me.
I've been cheated on too. It didn't really bother me. Depends on the person involved, I guess.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:43,
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Similar...Only one person noticed...unfortunately it was the missus.
Ah well, I'm now much better at getting away with it
*hides*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:14,
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