My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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AnatomyWhen I was a young 'un and just starting to realise that the opposite sex was interesting in a tittilating kind of way, the only nudity I'd ever come across was in Channel 4 films, arty photographs and very soft grumble. As a result I assumed for years that the "target" was bang in the middle of a lady's pubic triangle, so when I finally saw pictures of a pink canoe I thought it was some horrific accidental gash at the bottom of some poor lady's pelvis. Still don't think they're the prettiest things in the world to be frank.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, 3 replies)
And so the phrase......'hairy axe wound' was born.
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:19,
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I heard the lovely quote yesterday:"It looks like someone's fired a shotgun at you. From the inside"
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:03,
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"Still don't think they're the prettiest things in the world"?Have you looked at your penis recently? Well, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with yours...have you looked at a penis recently?
(Mine, of course, is beautiful to behold and something which should inspire both awe and fear.)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:43, closed)
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