My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Well, there's an ice breaker...
"Hi, do you want to come and play with my mum's sex toys?"
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:21, 1 reply)
"Hi, do you want to come and play with my mum's sex toys?"
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:21, 1 reply)
Not necessarily.
It's easy to swing conversations around to upbringing, childhood, and always very interesting to do so too.
I always mention that I grew up in that sort of environment and generally point out that a discount is possible, always before they usually ask. (If they were thinking it, you can ALWAYS tell, if not then you get a good laugh and points on the kudos meter!)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:46, closed)
It's easy to swing conversations around to upbringing, childhood, and always very interesting to do so too.
I always mention that I grew up in that sort of environment and generally point out that a discount is possible, always before they usually ask. (If they were thinking it, you can ALWAYS tell, if not then you get a good laugh and points on the kudos meter!)
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