My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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There were no locked doors in our house..and as a young boy of 5 I wandered into the bathroom where my Mother was taking a bath..
"ERRRRRRR ! WHAT'S THAT"? I asked, pointing between my mothers legs.
"Why Dear..thats where the Mad Axe man hit me with his axe" she replied.
"BLOODY HELL ! HE HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE CUNT".
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:35, 3 replies)
You are Little Johnny of countless "inappropriate comment" jokesAnd I claim my five pounds.
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Its atrip down memory lane folks !countless ? I only remember 2 :(
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Little Johnny was at school...English homework was to discover a new word and explain it to the class the next day. Fearing a filthy swear, the teacher asked Little Johnny for his new word with some trepidation, and was mightily relieved when he told her "My new word is 'contagious', Miss".
"That's a very good word, Johnny. Can you use it in a sentence so we can all guess what it means?"
"Yes, Miss. My dad's painting the kitchen, and my mum says it's going to take the contagious".
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, closed)
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