Fanny Batter – explained…

One afternoon when I was a kid, I was watching TV and became a bit confused at what I saw.

I went and found my dad who was busy in the greenhouse outside.

I casually tapped him on the shoulder and enquired: ‘Dad…what’s love juice?’

My dad spat his pipe into the begonias, and then realised that the time was right to do ‘the talk’

He poured himself a scotch, sat me down, then explained candidly and openly about sex, masturbation, pregnancy, STDs, anal intercourse and homosexuality.

Moments later, after I had picked my jaw up off the ground in wide-eyed astonishment, my dad enquired:

“By the way son, what were you watching on TV?”

I then replied: “Wimbledon...but I didn't see any 'arse-fucking' on that!”
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:53, 10 replies)

CLIIIIIIIIIICKKKK!!!!!!!
just had to wipe the monitor as it was covered in coffe spit.
(smells-like-victory-v's, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:07, closed)

HAHAHAHAHA
you fucking crack me up
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:18, closed)

A HA HA *click* HA HA HA *clickety*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *click*
:D
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:47, closed)

OMG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*clicky*
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:51, closed)

YOU>FUCKING>LEGEND
That is brilliant
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:22, closed)

Clicked
For bizarre image of Hunter S. Thompson launching his cigarette holder through the begonias that appeared in my mind and now won't leave.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:59, closed)

Far be it from me to doubt your veracity ...
it does rather conjure up a nice image...

A little like your sister going to your Mother and asking, "what does 'vice' mean"? There follows a discussion of prostitution (what's a prostitute?), homosexuality (what's that, Mummy?) drugs, and other flamboyant behaviour.

"Why do you ask?" enquires Mother. "Oh, I've been made vice-captain of the netball team".

Ba-da-boom.

Or the other tennis-related joke, to which the punchline is "forehand, backhand, forehand, backhand, forehand, backhand, deuce".
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:27, closed)

:D
*clickclickclick*
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:25, closed)

Great
now everyone in the office thinks I'm very unstable, still giggling
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:53, closed)

Brilliant
I didn't see that punchline coming. I think we have a winner!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:54, closed)