My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Duh!I grew up on a farm and was so damn ignorant I didn't know people had sex face to face until someone tried it on with me at college at 19.
"What the hell are you doing?" deflates erections like magic!
I thought humans did it doggy style until I was 19. And it was a couple of years after that until I got to experience it first hand.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:27, 8 replies)
What other...positions are there?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:30,
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You seem to have gotan extra s in there by mistake.
it's "position"
And "is"
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I need to meet more farm girls(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:34,
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Farm girlsWe are a sadly dwindling race, I fear.
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no wonder.(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:17, closed)
welldue to a spine problem I cannot do it face to face (at least not if I'm underneath), so maybe if you'd met me (and I didn't already have my mr kitty), you'd have never needed to be dusabused of your notion.
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Ouch, dearI hope it's not painful or limiting.
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