My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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KMWIPAs a girlie all I can say is what you did to your ex was inexcusable, you must have known what the outcome would be when you put chilli on the sex toy. Not good and definitely not clever.
But to the bead, scarf and bangle wearing vegetarian paid up green party member who got a bit grumpy about it. What would you do if Tarquin, your transgendered, quasi-bollocked partner had done the same thing? Would you have swapped his tofu for quorn? Would you have shaved your armpits so you were less then Germanic? Or would you have made his life the misery it deserved to be?
I can't believe you would have had a sip of green acai tea and let the world revolve as it has always done
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no longer a user, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:49,
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