My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Bit of a weirdo
After my first relationship, which included bites, knife play, blood etc ended...imagine my new boyfriend's terror when I started what he presumed was attacking him!!!!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:40, 1 reply)
After my first relationship, which included bites, knife play, blood etc ended...imagine my new boyfriend's terror when I started what he presumed was attacking him!!!!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:40, 1 reply)
Heh.
Kink FTW! But also communication FTW. I hope you worked something out soon after that.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:07, closed)
Kink FTW! But also communication FTW. I hope you worked something out soon after that.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:07, closed)
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