My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not mine but..A girl that was part of our social crowd when I was about 16 was sweet, good humoured and pretty open about her sexuality.
Whilst discussing periods and the attendant pain/bloating/jamrags etc she mentioned that we as guys were lucky not to have this monthly inconvienence.
"Ah but we do", were the words that spouted out of my mouth, "every month males have testestivity which can only be solved by release of the sperm build up."
"I never knew that" was the response from the wonderfully gullible lass.
"In fact I'm suffering at the moment" I replied.
Result, a monthly wank which soon became BJ's and Shags with no commitment for about a year until she discovered I had lied....
Worth it though
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:59,
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Wanker.Sorry, but resorting to lies to get a wank, BJ, or shag? Poor form, sir. Hope you've grown wiser since then.
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