My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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quite apart from the fact
that spanish fly and poppers are VERY different and any attempt to add poppers to wine would result in painful vomit filled oblivion.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:14, 1 reply)
that spanish fly and poppers are VERY different and any attempt to add poppers to wine would result in painful vomit filled oblivion.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:14, 1 reply)
Actually, I once drank a hearty swig of poppers by accident.
All I did was fart massively and trip like a bastard for about an hour. This was in a pub.
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All I did was fart massively and trip like a bastard for about an hour. This was in a pub.
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