My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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So..Pedantic, wrong and incompetent....
Not your day Monty..
(He's a lovely bloke though....Special. That's the word I was looking for.....)
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:28,
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Probably just having a senior moment or somethingWhich apparently frequently happens to those over 40...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:23,
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What!Who said that?
mumble
*is 48*
Falls asleep
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:40,
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hoisted by my own petardI'm doing well today, right kids?
Actually I've turned 35 today and am still drunk from the Biblical-scale boozeup forced on me, like the chili-dildo of myth and legend, last night.
*realises that this is not an excuse for ignorance or technical spasticity*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53,
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Actuallythat's "hoist by your own Picard".
It came into common usage after Star Trek TNG, series 2, episode 5 according to this link:
www.daftdoggy.com/b3ta/star-trek.jpg
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24,
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GrrrrrI didn't even consider it would be that link!!
Well played
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