My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Slightly off topic but...A misconception put around by my good self at school was that if your willy floated in the bath it meant you were gay.
This was merely a ruse to cover my lack of swimming ability.
Non-floaty knob = Sinker.
Good swimmer = Gay.
I still find it a tad sad that it isn't true as I think 'Man drowned by own cock' makes a great headline.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:48, 2 replies)
You must enter a subject.Oh holy bluddery fuck.. I just yelped with laughter.. My poor boss must be googling the papers to have me sectioned
Man drowned by own cock - effin' genius!
You owe me 1 x new keyboard!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:54, closed)
A slightly strange storyUntil the last line, with your headline suggestion. That caused me to laugh uproariously and I hope this post makes it onto the "Best of" page.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:05, closed)
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