My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Damn rightHe DINDT GO FAR ENOUGH FOR MY RECKONIN SEE I FINK IF A WHORE CHEETS ON YOU YOU SHUD JUST PUNCH HER FACE IN PREF WITH A ROLL OF COINS OR AN EIGHT BALL IN A SOCK OR MAYB TTEAR HER WHORE CUNT WITH MY MATE STANLEY
C WHEN THIS GIRL I WAS WIT ENDED IT AN D LEFT ME FOR SOME TWAT I FREW ACID IN HER FACE LIKE I SEED ON PPANAROMA THIS 1 TIME
ANYWAY GOIN 2 B AFK 4 A BIT, ITS MEDICATION TIME
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:00, 1 reply)
if only...you stopped confusing your mouth with your ass. Given that you're still at school from your other posts, I'd suggest you refrain from posting on subjects relating to topics more adult than Ben 10 or The Night Garden, as you're obviously not equipped to deal with the grown-up subjects.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:59, closed)
Chadcan't you tell when someone's only pretending to be retarted*?
*That's the internet's spelling, not mine.
OMG THATS THE BEST FING IVE EVR SEEN! ROFL FUJKING RETARTS
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:43, closed)
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