My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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i reckonmary was a right go'er
Joseph must have been sooo gullible.
mary "Im pregnant"
joeseph "but, but how? we havent had sex yet.."
mary "erm... imaculate conception"
joeseph "yeah you're right - must be"
i bet joeseph never got chance to rub chilli oil all over her love toy....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:44, 1 reply)
The Immaculate Conception actually refers to the conception of Mary, not Jesus.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:23,
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right you arei was wrong, its the virginal conception, (after checking the interwebs)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:31, closed)
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