My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Depends how long it has been...*If the last spurt was half an hour ago, a teaspoonful might be about right.
If it was a couple of days ago, a dessert spoon would be nearer the mark I think.
* There doesn't seem any point making a length joke when it's on topic...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:52, 1 reply)
ExactlyIt really depends on how long it's been since your boy's last orgasm. That and the kind of stimulation he's received. However, the "Imperial pint of semen" referred to in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon remains firmly in the realm of fantasy.
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