My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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stupidly...I thought that sex would be simple
i thought that if someone did the sex with you it meant they liked you
..and would be nice to you thereafter
i thought i would be able to bang away all night like i did in my 20's all my life
i also thought i would want to
i thought that sex was accepted as a normal function like eating or sleeping - then i met christians
i thought adults have sex therefore if you have sex you are an adult
i thought old people just didn't do sex anymore - i know a SAGA rep - old people are FUCKING RABID
I thought I would have sold or rented out my home in the the UK weeks ago so my wife could be out here shagging the tits of me by now
I had no idea gordon cunting browntrowsers would have ever affected my blowjob quotient
i never had any doubt he was a complete fanny though
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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I thought beds were more sturdymine got broken this morning :(
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