My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Didthat kinda turn you off tits for a while? Were you happy to find out this is not the case, or just weirded out that bigger boys wanted to lick it?
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tbh,Being 5, my new pedal-car was the most important thing in my life and by the time I took an interest in boobs, I already had worked out the truth.
Good job really, otherwise a tit-wank would be just gross.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:58,
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