
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Seriously, when the midwife tells you that you can't get get pregnant if you're breastfeeding....
...don't believe her.
...seriously.
...it's not true.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:57, 3 replies)

not a very good midwife imo.
what about those mums who breastfeed when the kids are like 10yrs old?
BITTYYY
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:28, closed)

that even when they're 10 years old, it's difficult to get breast-feeding kids pregnant.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:43, closed)
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