My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My Tuppence (not thripenny bit)
I read KMWIP story and it made me laugh , it was fitting in with the story and the general humour of the site.
I'm pretty certain that he had no idea how much damage he could potentially cause as was high lighted in the PM he got.
However, people need to remember that this is a site about stories that can be funny, sad or boring.
The reply that was PM'd was also pretty extreme and from someone who has had a bad experience but they should not be taking it out on someone who, in all honesty, did something as a prank and that wasn't meant to be as harsh as it could have turned out.
Sylph: you appear to be male and a goth (not sure if this is still true on either count). It looks like you came to this debate just to have a bit of an argument?
FUCK OFF!
You've been a member of B3ta for 4 years, you know what the humour is like!
PLus just read through your old stories and saw this:
- Holding an airsoft gun to a terrified female companion's head. I know, i'm a baaaaaad person. It was appealing to my attraction to
- That scene in the man with the golden gun
Apologies for length, girth and calibre.
(Slyph, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:19, More)
tit.
KMIP: I like your stories as they always make me laugh, keep up the good work (whether true or not)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:33, 1 reply)
I read KMWIP story and it made me laugh , it was fitting in with the story and the general humour of the site.
I'm pretty certain that he had no idea how much damage he could potentially cause as was high lighted in the PM he got.
However, people need to remember that this is a site about stories that can be funny, sad or boring.
The reply that was PM'd was also pretty extreme and from someone who has had a bad experience but they should not be taking it out on someone who, in all honesty, did something as a prank and that wasn't meant to be as harsh as it could have turned out.
Sylph: you appear to be male and a goth (not sure if this is still true on either count). It looks like you came to this debate just to have a bit of an argument?
FUCK OFF!
You've been a member of B3ta for 4 years, you know what the humour is like!
PLus just read through your old stories and saw this:
- Holding an airsoft gun to a terrified female companion's head. I know, i'm a baaaaaad person. It was appealing to my attraction to
- That scene in the man with the golden gun
Apologies for length, girth and calibre.
(Slyph, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:19, More)
tit.
KMIP: I like your stories as they always make me laugh, keep up the good work (whether true or not)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:33, 1 reply)
Safe,
Sane, Consentual. The girl in question had a massive movie villain fetish.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:17, closed)
Sane, Consentual. The girl in question had a massive movie villain fetish.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:17, closed)
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