My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My Dearest Mum...Asked me one day if I knew what tiger balm was. As she was the owner of a beauty salon at the time I was expecting an answer along the lines of 'it's great for massages' or something to that effect. Alas mum went on to explain that I should rub it onto my girlfriends clit. I still have nightmares about that moment.
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To console yourselfConsider yourself adopted and your parents virgins who think "clit" means "hair" or "ear".
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:35,
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Hey, I'm just trying to save his sanity!I mean there are some things that you just don't want your parents to start talking about.
So just assume that when they're talking "clit" = "hair" or "ear" or some other fairly non-sexual term and suddenly it doesn't feel too bad!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:55,
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